Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Tank Top

Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass gives casualwear a personality it did not technically ask for.

The artwork brings together in cream with bold rainbow lettering: "Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass." Queer joy energy, giving the Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.

Throw it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.

For gifting, it sits neatly between a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt and sarcastic Pride top, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.

Beneath the camp is a practical warm-weather staple. Combed and ringspun cotton gives the tank a soft feel, selected colors use a lightweight tri-blend, and side-seamed construction helps the unisex shape sit cleanly whether you wear it loose, fitted or layered. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.