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Shadier Than A Palm Tree gives the foliage plausible deniability while the wearer delivers the read.
The tropical graphic makes queer shade wonderfully literal. In drag and queer culture, shade is indirect judgement with enough finesse that the target may need a beat to realise what happened; add a palm tree and suddenly the insult has a holiday package. The beachy visual keeps the crewneck playful, while the line gives it the exact amount of social danger required.
This funny shade sweatshirt is made for drag fans, brunch critics, holiday queens and anyone whose side-eye could cool an entire resort. Pair it with shorts on a beach evening or dark trousers in winter and let the palm tree maintain innocence. A premium camp crewneck for somebody whose comments arrive sunny-side up and still somehow cut.
Shadier Than A Palm Tree Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

