Never Owned A Vibrator Magnet

A totally credible statement from a bedside drawer that definitely closes properly.

Never Owned A Vibrator has the energy of a denial nobody requested and nobody believes. That deadpan is what makes it funny, especially in sex-positive queer households where owning a toy is less scandalous than pretending the charging cable belongs to an electric toothbrush.

Give it at a filthy Secret Santa, put it near the freezer for no defensible reason, or let it quietly contradict the entire contents of the bedroom.

The Never Owned A Vibrator Magnet is available in sizes from 3″×3″ to 6″×6″.

Mix, match, and make your fridge significantly queerer. Add any magnets from our magnet collection to your cart and the discount kicks in automatically at checkout.

Pick 2 or more magnets and get 20% off. Go full fridge chaos with 5 or more and get 35% off. Different designs, same deal, no code needed.

 

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing