Labels Are For Soup Cans Laptop Sleeve

Labels belong on soup cans, although apparently not on your identity or your laptop.

Visually, the design uses with “Labels are for soup cans. Not human beings.” in yellow and purple, amid desk art, pins, supplies, giving the sleeve a look that feels specific before anyone even reads the joke. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.

Think of it as the overlap between funny queer laptop sleeve, camp LGBTQ+ gift and sarcastic Pride tech accessory: niche enough to feel chosen, practical enough to leave the house every day.

Beneath the camp, it takes the laptop-protection part seriously. The lightweight neoprene exterior resists water, oil and heat, while the soft faux-fur lining and padded zipper binding help protect against scratches. A snug fit and dual-slider top zipper keep the device comfortably contained. Your laptop is protected. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

Labels Are For Soup Cans Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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