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A ripped goat in a blue speedo has taken the title literally and somehow improved it.
The buff anthropomorphic goat in a blue speedo turns the slang into literal gay pin-up absurdity. It is proudly adult, funny and ideal for a laptop, mirror or locker where 'professional environment' has already left the chat.
'Throat goat' is contemporary sex slang for somebody with legendary oral skills. Making the goat literal, muscular and microphone-equipped is the kind of visual commitment queer camp rewards.
Give it a home on a laptop, bedroom mirror, private gear case, notebook or another clean smooth indoor surface where adult queer humour is welcome and nobody needs the joke translated for HR.
This dirty queer sticker earns its place by being adult, specific and proudly unrespectable rather than generically 'naughty'. Gift it to the sex-positive queer, kinkster or gay menace whose laptop already says more than their work bio.
High-opacity vinyl gives the colours and lettering a strong finish, while the bubble-free construction helps avoid the wrinkled-sticker tragedy. Clean the surface first, press it down smoothly and enjoy the tiny piece of queer real estate.
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Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).
Our group sets are only available on the 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm) sheet to allow for multiple designs.
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

