Hug Dealer Unisex Hoodie

The bulldog in purple sunglasses is distributing hugs and looks alarmingly connected.

Hug Dealer turns affection into a tiny criminal enterprise, complete with a French bulldog who looks far too stylish to be operating without permits. The joke stays sweet because the dog is so committed to the bit: little face, big shades, unlimited emotional inventory. It is cosy queer humour designed for the person who greets friends with physical contact before either side has completed a sentence.

This funny dog hoodie is for queer dog parents, serial huggers, chosen-family softies and anyone whose arrival at the party triggers an immediate cuddle pile. The fleece interior makes the concept wonderfully literal — you are basically wearing portable hug infrastructure. A perfect LGBTQ+ gift for the friend everyone goes to when the week has been a lot.

Hug Dealer Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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