Gay Nerd Unisex Tank Top

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

The artwork brings together on a spiky-haired guy, layered chains, white baggy pants, oversized glasses, digi-watch, bold geometric backdrop, giving the Gay Nerd Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

It also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a gay tank top, funny gay gift or queer men's clothing, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.

It is still a proper everyday tank underneath all the queer nonsense. Soft combed and ringspun cotton, lightweight tri-blend options and side-seamed construction make it comfortable for long Pride days, travel, workouts and whatever the evening becomes. Comfortable, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

Gay Nerd Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.