Eat Me Out Unisex Hoodie

The noodle bowl is innocent right up until somebody reads the words.

EAT ME OUT pairs a bright food graphic with a double entendre so shameless the meal never really had a chance. Cute bowl, chopsticks, colourful presentation — then the text turns dinner into a very sapphic suggestion. The contrast is what makes the design good: from ten metres away it is adorable foodie merch; from conversational distance it becomes substantially less appropriate for lunch with your aunt.

This cheeky queer hoodie is for lesbians, bi women, sex-positive foodies, date nights and takeout evenings that may or may not involve dessert. Wear it to a dyke night, under a jacket for delayed impact, or around the house with noodles in hand for maximum commitment to the bit. A filthy-funny sapphic hoodie with actual visual punchline.

Eat Me Out Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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