Don't Fuck It Up! Unisex Hoodie

Lipstick stamped, warning delivered, runway nerves officially redirected.

DON'T FUCK IT UP! pairs hot-pink energy with a lipstick-kiss attitude and one of RuPaul's most useful pre-runway send-offs. It works because the line is simultaneously encouragement and threat: you have rehearsed, painted, dressed, planned, texted the group and made it this far, so now is not the moment for self-sabotage. Much more efficient than a beige affirmation about believing in the journey.

This Drag Race-inspired hoodie is made for performers, queens, auditions, job interviews, dates and any occasion where 'you've got this' sounds too gentle for the situation. Wear it backstage, on the commute or while waiting for the Uber outside the club. The soft fleece keeps the body calm while the graphic handles performance management.

Don't Fuck It Up! Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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