That's Pan-Tastic! Unisex Hoodie

Pink, yellow and blue have entered pun territory and there is no frying pan in sight.

THAT'S PAN-TASTIC! takes the easiest pansexual wordplay and gives it the identity-specific colour it deserves. The pan Pride palette makes the joke land immediately for the people meant to get it, while the exclamation mark keeps the whole thing firmly in cheerful camp rather than educational infographic territory. It is pansexual Pride merch that gets to be silly, bright and wearable without explaining attraction like a glossary entry.

This pansexual hoodie works for first Prides, queer nights, campus, coffee runs and the friend who has survived more cookware jokes than any orientation should reasonably require. Wear it relaxed with denim or deliberately oversized over shorts and let the colour do the coding. A funny pan Pride gift for someone who deserves a better pun than the internet usually gives them.

That's Pan-Tastic! Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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