You Gotta Floss Unisex Sweatshirt

You Gotta Floss leaves one crucial question open and somehow makes dental hygiene and meme choreography share a crewneck.

The phrase has two very different cultural lives: actual flossing, which your dentist would like you to do, and the viral dance move that once made every schoolyard, convention and family gathering briefly unbearable. That ambiguity is the joke. The playful graphic lets both readings coexist, giving the sweatshirt nostalgia, movement and just enough absurdity to feel intentionally weird.

This funny floss sweatshirt is made for dancers, dentists with a sense of humour, meme nostalgists and anyone whose knees still remember the choreography. Wear it with joggers, denim or trainers on cold casual days and let people choose their preferred interpretation. A quirky queer-friendly crewneck for somebody who appreciates both clean teeth and obsolete internet dance.

You Gotta Floss Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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