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Dental hygiene or 2018 dance move? Your knees will determine the answer.
You Gotta Floss Socks weaponise a phrase with two completely different meanings: one involves your dentist, the other involves swinging your arms around your hips until somebody asks you to stop. Printed boldly on black-and-white crew socks, the joke lands whether your reference point is oral hygiene, internet dance culture or the horrifying realisation that both now qualify as nostalgia.
These funny floss dance socks are ideal for meme lovers, dancers, dentists with suspiciously good humour and anyone who lived through the era when every child in public could suddenly perform the same move. They are gloriously silly novelty socks with enough internet-culture recognition to turn a basic outfit into a conversation nobody expected to have.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
