Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Muscle Top

Smile. Talk. Laugh. Drink. Dance. Eat ass. A wellness plan with unusually strong retention.

The rainbow list starts like lifestyle advice and ends exactly where queer nightlife would prefer it. The joke works because the final instruction detonates the respectable tone.

Clubs, Pride, festivals, gyms and pre-drinks all suit a top whose list starts wholesome and ends exactly where everyone suspected.

Black cotton keeps the rainbow list sharp while generous armholes stop the whole thing overheating before item six. Hydration is strongly recommended somewhere between dance and the final instruction.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.