It's Not Pie Unisex Hoodie

It's Not Pie is the equality argument you can explain before dessert arrives.

The rainbow-heart design backs one extremely useful point: rights are not slices of pie that become smaller when another group gets an equal portion. Marriage, healthcare, safety, dignity and legal protection do not run out because queer or trans people have access to them too. The humour is gentle, the politics are clean, and the metaphor is beautifully hard to misunderstand.

This LGBTQ+ equality hoodie is for teachers, activists, political nerds and anyone who has had the same rights conversation more times than necessary. Wear it to Pride, community nights or cold family gatherings where pie may actually be present. Cosy, clear and ready for the follow-up question, with a metaphor simple enough to survive dessert.

It's Not Pie Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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