You Look Like My Future Ex-husband Socks

Romance is alive. The prenup is already being drafted.

You Look Like My Future Ex-husband Socks skip the boring stages of flirting and head directly to the inevitable retrospective. The line is devastating because it manages to be both a pickup and a breakup at exactly the same time: yes, you are attractive enough to marry; no, the long-term forecast is not encouraging. Efficient, emotionally literate and mildly threatening.

These funny gay dating socks are built for serial daters, hopeless romantics with excellent pattern recognition and anyone whose friends have stopped learning the new boyfriend's surname. Wear them on a date if you enjoy setting expectations early, or give them as a queer breakup-humour gift to somebody ready to laugh at their own relationship résumé.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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