You Look Like My Future Ex-Husband Cap

Future ex-husband energy. Pale blue cap, platinum hair, prenup implied.

YOU LOOK LIKE MY FUTURE EX-HUSBAND: romance, but the paperwork has already entered pre-production.

Pale blue keeps the line deadpan, which is exactly right. Tiny sunglasses, black coat, geometric jewellery, expensive-looking indifference.

This funny queer dating cap is for people who believe optimism and cynicism can absolutely share a drinks tab.

You Look Like My Future Ex-Husband Cap
Product Details

• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!