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Cute was reviewed, rejected and replaced with a full Alyssa Edwards-level escalation.
I Get Drop Dead Gorgeous Socks feature a green-haired cartoon diva in purple beside the gloriously excessive slogan made famous in drag culture by Alyssa Edwards. The whole point is the scale of the claim: not pretty, not polished, not even gorgeous on its own. We have skipped directly to the point where witnesses may need medical attention.
These drag queen crew socks are built for viewing parties, makeup chairs, queer nights and anyone who treats getting ready as a transformation sequence rather than a routine. They make a deliciously specific Drag Race fan gift for the friend who will never accept 'you look nice' when a considerably more dramatic assessment is available.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |

