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Adorable was never evidence of heterosexuality.
Cute But Gay Socks feature a cartoon unicorn beside the wonderfully unnecessary clarification 'I may be cute, but I'm also gay.' The joke is the 'but' — as though sweetness, softness or pastel creature energy could somehow cancel homosexuality. Instead the unicorn turns the entire assumption into cheerful nonsense and gives cute gay Pride merch an actual personality.
These funny gay unicorn socks are for soft boys, femme gays, kawaii queers and anyone whose aesthetic has repeatedly caused strangers to underestimate the amount of homosexual intent involved. Wear them to Pride, brunch, a date or anywhere the outfit is cute enough to require disclosure. A brilliant gay gift for the friend who is both precious and absolutely not straight.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |

