Catch Flights Not Feelings Organic Cotton Apron

Catch flights, not feelings. Pack snacks either way.

The Catch Flights Not Feelings Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring large front pocket and adjustable strap. It turns the Catch Flights Not Feelings design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

The design works because it sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The identity, joke or reference is specific enough for the right person to clock immediately while still making sense as genuinely wearable queer kitchen camp.

This is domestic queer fantasy without the heteronormative casserole energy: feed people well, look hot doing it and leave the kitchen louder than you found it.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

Think of it as a funny queer apron with an actual point of view. It also works beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone whose kitchen could use more Pride kitchen apron energy.

The apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

Catch Flights Not Feelings Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Catch Flights Not Feelings design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Queers can cook. Queers can also serve cunt.