Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days Holographic Stickers

There are many ways to say “Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days”; this one catches the light.

The Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days Holographic Stickers turn a perfectly unnecessary thought into collectible queer ephemera, with shifting shine that rewards anyone close enough to read the punchline. The phrase is compact, socially dangerous in the best way, and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

It is for anyone who prefers their little objects to arrive with opinions already installed. Think of it as the overlap between a funny queer sticker, a camp LGBTQ+ gift and a sarcastic Pride accessory: specific enough to mean something, small enough to travel everywhere.

Tiny sticker, disproportionate personality. A fair trade.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER DETAILS

• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker. Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.