Bisexual & Still Not Into You Socks

Being attracted to more than one gender did not improve your odds, babe.

Bisexual & Still Not Into You Socks take the tired assumption that bi people are automatically interested in everybody and melt it down with a literal dripping popsicle graphic. The bright lettering against the white leg makes the boundary impossible to miss: bisexuality expands the pool of possible attraction, not the number of people personally entitled to it. Educational, but only accidentally.

These sarcastic bisexual Pride socks are for bi people who have heard 'so you fancy everyone?' one time too many. Wear them on a date, to Pride, around the office or anywhere somebody confuses orientation with universal availability. They also make an elite bisexual gift for the friend whose standards remain beautifully intact despite persistent statistical misunderstanding.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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