{"product_id":"emotional-support-penis-pillow","title":"Emotional Support Penis Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome people journal. Some people meditate. Some people come home and hug a giant plush penis called Therapy Dodger.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Emotional Support Penis Pillow is a soft, shamelessly phallic little coping mechanism for people whose home decor has already moved beyond the beige-cushion stage. Part novelty pillow, part queer house mascot and part extremely questionable source of comfort, it is designed to sit proudly on beds, sofas, reading chairs and anywhere else that could benefit from a large plush cock staring calmly into the middle distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach design has its own personality, from Situationship Support and Daddy Issues to Golden Retriever and Workplace Incident, so choosing one feels less like buying a cushion and more like adopting a deeply unserious emotional-support object. Give one to the friend who has survived another terrible date, keep one on the couch for guests to discover, or use it as the finishing touch in a bedroom that has already made peace with subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe different styles and lengths also mean you can decide how committed you want to be. A smaller version works as a funny bedroom pillow, desk companion or queer gift, while the larger sizes move firmly into oversized penis pillow territory and become part of the furniture whether anybody was ready for that or not. Exact sizes vary by design, so check the selected option before assuming your new emotional-support penis will fit neatly on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes an excellent gay housewarming gift, queer birthday present, funny couples gift, novelty bedroom cushion or deeply specific offering for the friend who already owns everything sensible. It is not trying to be discreet, erotic or anatomically educational. 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