{"product_id":"cunt-varsity-football-jersey-1","title":"Cunt Varsity Football Jersey","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.08em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVarsity letters. Drag vocabulary. Absolutely no interest in being demure.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn queer nightlife, serving cunt can mean bringing the look, the nerve, and the self-possession to carry both. This Cunt Varsity Football Jersey takes that deliciously loaded compliment and prints it across a candy-pink sports silhouette. Lime-green accents, little hearts, and flowers make the profanity feel even more gloriously, deliberately sweet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is pleasure in borrowing the visual language of team sports and making it femme, camp, and entirely your own. The V-neck and short sleeves keep the football reference recognizable, while the cropped hem changes the proportions. A flash of stomach, a high waistband, or a sliver of fishnet can each take the look somewhere different.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with tiny athletic shorts for a cheerfully filthy team uniform, or give it harder edges with black denim and boots. This queer slogan jersey suits drag rehearsals, dance floors, and days when the outfit deserves its own entrance. 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