{"product_id":"pink-dick-around-find-out-socks","title":"Pink Dick Around \u0026 Find Out Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDick around and find out, now available as extremely pink ankle-level consequences.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pink Dick Around \u0026amp; Find Out Socks combine queer sexual humour with the sort of sugary colour palette usually reserved for birthday cake. Four designs turn penises into full-print pattern, making these equally suitable for Pride, gifting and situations where respectable trousers need a private joke underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 95% polyester and 5% elastane knit stretches comfortably over a one-size fit designed for approximately EU 36-45 feet. A contrasting black toe keeps the print from becoming visually unmanageable, which is frankly the only restraint shown here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Dick Around \u0026amp; Find Out Socks Product Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFour full-print penis designs with aggressively pink queer humour.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e95% polyester and 5% elastane for easy stretch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe pink penis-print fit is intended for approximately EU 36-45 feet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCrew height uses a black toe to keep the pink print visually grounded.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eWash the chaos gently and let it air dry before round two.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eA terrible choice for subtlety and an excellent choice for gifting.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is sold as one size. Check any listed measurements before ordering if fit is critical.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd\u003eOne Size\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 34px 0 8px; font-size: 0.85em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eQueer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eIf you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Out Of Stock","offers":[{"title":"Black Cuff","offer_id":52425462743260,"sku":"1005007361077260-As shown-One Size","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Cuff + Heel","offer_id":52425462776028,"sku":"1005007361077260-As shown 1-One Size","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heel","offer_id":52425462808796,"sku":"1005007361077260-As shown 2-One Size","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic","offer_id":52425462841564,"sku":"1005007361077260-As shown 3-One Size","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/7100\/2031\/files\/S0829b436814541f0b5d7a8c406a1f2d42.webp?v=1781128244","url":"https:\/\/queerintheworldshop.com\/en-de\/products\/pink-dick-around-find-out-socks","provider":"Queer In The World: The Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}